Ships and sealing-wax

[sarasusa]

I could be getting sleep, or accomplishing things for goal_posts; instead...

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	ideseth
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	_hisgirlfriday_
Yer chief rival be the Dread Pirate	sheron
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	ddraggy
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	ceresi
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	cairnsy
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	864
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 16%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Arr, _hisgirlfriday_, good to have ye on board! ::looking sidelong at ideseth:: Is there something ye're hiding from me, first mate? Something that'd explain yer absences during seafights with me chief rival?

::chugs a bottle of rum on ceresi's [sea]chest:: Yo ho ho! ::holding bottle out to cairnsy with a leer:: Want some?

Back in port, jobiska is probably laboring under the impression that I'm a honest seafarer.

Hard to port! That thar sail is ddraggy!

Comments

[sheron]

Muahahahahah!

[ideseth.livejournal.com]

*looks shifty*